My lucky day...

Don't be jealous... but I just got a jury summons in the mail. Yeah - lucky me. But don't worry - I will tell them that my husband is a police officer and that I think most people are very bad and deserve to go to jail, and with any luck - I'll get dismissed. Or, I could be sequestered for 6 weeks. If that happens, I will use all of my knowledge from watching CSI, Forensic Files, Cold Case and Dr. G Medical Examiner to decide the verdict.