one cool superhero

Spiderman Undies, plus new pirate sword, plus new green and black cowboys boots equals one cute superhero. FYI - that is ALL he is wearing and he is dancing to my new iTunes - Rihanna - "Shut up and drive". Funny thing is that the one time I went to a male strip club, I think the dancers were wearing the same get-up. Not cute on them...

Don't be jealous, but...

My family is break dancin to Freak Nasty's Da Dip...right now.

remember, "you put your hand upon my hip, when I dip you dip we dip"

Got to love Christmastime - what?

Thank you Secret Santa for Health!!

I love my gift and was so surprised when I found it outside my door one day. Very sneaky Santa.

Thanks again!!

i am THAT mom

I just found myself screaming this to Carson as I was washing dishes:

Carson...Carson...Carson - don't stand so close to the T.V., get your hands out of your pants and let the dog out!!

It took 3 "Carsons" to get him to turn around from watching rudolph on t.v. and when he turned around, i saw his hands down his pants - meanwhile Duke is clawing at the back door.

we did spend some quality time making brownies together for my work Christmas party tomorrow night - so this night wasn't a total mess.

time to call jenny

So, if I lay down flat on my bed, suck in all of my breath and don't breathe for about 3 minutes - I can zip up my FAT jeans. I'm afraid if I actually stood up, the button would pop off, fly across the room and knock out Carson's eye. Good luck explaining that to the ER. So I'm heading out in sweat pants - AGAIN. Don't be jealous.