So don't be jealous, but I'm driving around with a 40lb bag of bird feed in my car. It is for work, don't ask? For those of you that may not know your poundage - that is A LOT of bird food...
The really sad and pathetic part is my weak body trying to lift this 40lb bag into my car at Target today. I looked like I was trying to shove a 200lb dead body in my car.
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YOUR BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The sad and pathetic part is that the bird feed bag was a dry run practice for you stowing a dead body in your car. Now you know the limits on what size person you can allow to make you that angry.
ha ha ha...oh, I amuse myself!
the sad part is that i was supposed to get a 50lb bag - but couldn't find one. good thing because i would still be loading it into my car or have to ask some cute guy to load it for me and then he thinks, poor old woman - must have a flock of birds at her house to keep her company.
Wait, why wouldnt you play the "poor pregnant woman that needs help with a very heavy bag of bird feed?"
come on, maggie
use what your mama gave you!
good idea - and i'm just feeding all the starving birds in the world - one bird at a time
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