I've got some super romance tips for you ladies out there...Not so much things "to" do as things "not" to do.
1. some men are allergic to rose petals - so when you sprinkle them all over the sheets - husband could get a very red and annoying body rash - MOOD KILLER.
2. 15+ candles burning on glass shelves agaist a mirror may create a romantic mood, but also may eventually blow up at the worst time leaving you to spend the rest of the night cleaning glass shards from your carpet. NOT ROMANTIC
3. during "romance" time - all dogs should be locked out of the room because a fluffy white dog sniffing your husband's hiney is not a turn on...and if it is...you have bigger problems. DOG SNIFFING - NOT A TURN ON.
On a side note, if you need a reason to get out of the "romance"...lately I've been telling my husband that Punxatawny Phil saw his shadow and so will be hybernating for another several weeks - so we will not be seeing him anytime soon. It's a hybernation thing - can't mess with nature.
Oh wait, Punxatawny Phil is a ground hog, not a BEAVER! Darn, better go shave my legs.
About Me
- margaret
- I have been married over 8 years to a wonderful man - who decided when I was pregnant with Carson to become a police officer! And though some days I wish he had a regular 9 to 5, I'm really very proud of him and think he is the toughest and bravest man I know. I have the most adorable son who is 5 years old and makes me laugh everyday. And then I have 2 dogs, a 16 pound Bichon named Pierre, and a 145 pound Great Dane named Duke. They make me scream and cry everyday. I work full-time in sales and keep busy with my neighbors and church. I love living close to my family (most of the time) and know that my family is very blessed with more than we deserve. I love Jesus and the strength He gives me to raise my son teaching him how to be kind, caring and loving to all (except bad guys and strangers - his words).
6 comments:
OMG. I don't know what to say. Uh, Happy Valentine's day.
Next time I WILL leave it to the ladies only. Wow.
I warned you!
It's a crime that you don't write more often! Hilarious!!!!!
Nancy's right.
I really feel like I know more about myself everytime I read your blog.
I mean obviously we are related but I am starting to think it maybe sisterhood.. it is possible, every family has dirty secrets.
But, you need to write a book!!
Margaret! I had no idea you had a blog until Nancy tagged you. This was hilarious! I had a perfect visual on the hiney sniffing pooch and laughed out loud.
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